All of a sudden, when Damian turned two, it cost just as much for our little family of three to fly to Utah as it did for my shrinking family to fly here to visit us. With my brother Chris and my sister Shannon both on missions (in Bolivia and Albania, respectively) and my brother Jared busy with finals at BYU, there were only three people left to entertain during spring break. So my dad, my mom, and my sister Jessica flew to Seattle to spend a week with us! We were so excited to have them! I even cleaned my house! But then I proceeded to ruin the trip. Here's how:
DAY 1: Friday
I was anxious to start having fun immediately so we could fit in everything we wanted to do. So I planned a trip to the San Juan islands for the same day that they arrived! It sounded perfect. I would pick them up at 8am, Marty would work a half day, and then by 11am, we'd begin the 1.5 hour drive to Anacortes to catch a ferry to Friday Harbor. We got a later start than I'd anticipated, but it everything else worked out great! It was even sunny! But I'd forgotten to account for one thing: lack of sleep. My family had stayed up late packing and everything, then woke up at 3:30am to catch their flight. Marty and I stayed up late cleaning and everything (I was up until 4am!), then woke up early for work and picking up the fam. We were too tired to even have fun! But, somehow we had fun anyway. The ferry ride was beautiful, Friday Harbor was fun to explore, and then we came home and collapsed into bed at 9pm.
DAY 2: Saturday
Marty had a scout thing, so we decided to hit a movie and go out to eat in Bellevue. Unfortunately, I insisted that we go to an animated movie so Damian would sit through it like a good boy. We chose Rango. Which wasn't a bad movie, but #1, Damian was not entertained by the ugly (though admittedly impressive) animation, and #2, it wasn't quite worth $10.50 per person. Oops. Then we went to Cheesecake Factory for dinner, at my suggestion. SEVENTY-FIVE minutes later (that's one hour and fifteen minutes, ladies and gentlemen) we were seated. But at least the long wait made it so Marty could join us! And Cheesecake Factory is almost good enough to be worth the wait. Almost.
DAY 3: Sunday
I suppose there wasn't much for me to screw up on Sunday. We got to church on time, everyone got where they were supposed to go, and we went to my Uncle Russ and Aunt RaeAnn's for dinner, which was delicious and very fun. We always play darts and Beatles Rock Band with them, so you can't really go wrong with that. I guess we could blame Sunday's screw-up on Marty since he couldn't remember what time we were supposed to go over there. But, food was hot when we got there, so we'll let it slide. :-)
DAY 4: Monday
Mariner's game!!! We were all very excited for a healthy dose of baseball. We brilliantly chose to park at Marty's work, then take a bus to the field since we were within the free-bus-ride district. The game was FUN!!! Even though it was cold. And even though we didn't get a single run... until I went to the bathroom in the 7th inning. At that point, I had mentioned the fact that we could leave early. We were frozen, and we were not winning, so we thought it was a good idea. And we ended up walking almost 2 miles back to Marty's work because #1, the bus was not free after 7pm (which I should have known!) and #2, we're cheap. Then, we found out that the Mariners scored SIX more runs after we left and actually won the game. I. Am. Stupid. That's the last time I'll ever leave a game early!!!
DAY 5: Tuesday
Apparently, when people come to visit me, I'm in charge of where we go and what we do. It probably seems like I knew this, since I had planned everything up to this point. But I actually did not know this. Therefore, we sat around the house until forever trying to figure out what we were going to do. We ended up downtown at Pike Place Market, which is always fun, even when it's so late in the day that half the vendors are closing up shop. Whoops. We then toured the high-rise condos that Marty is the facilities manager for, and went out for Thai food. Due to our late start, we didn't get to the restaurant until we were too hungry to be nice to each other. Okay, maybe that was just me. But it was delicious!
DAY 6: Wednesday
We wised up and planned our day the night before. And we decided to try out the Seattle Underground Tour. We were very pleased, impressed, and entertained. We learned stuff too. This was my crash-course in Seattle history, and now I know why certain streets are named weird things like "Yesler" and such. (He was the first mayor here, if you didn't know.) We also saw a really old crapper. (That's a toilet, if you didn't know.) You can see it too, in this picture.
We paused for caramel apples at the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory, where Damian learned to share. Or at least how to look like he's sharing for the photo.
Then we went to the mall and discovered my new favorite store, Alley Kat. Then we had dinner and discovered the largest slice of cake I've ever seen at Claim Jumper. Sounds like a good day, right? Well... It was. I'm trying really hard but I can't think of anything I did to ruin this day. Shoot. So much for consistency.
DAY 7: Thursday
This was another day that I had planned way in advance. We headed up to Leavenworth (a cute little Bavarian-themed town) to spend the night and the next day. But, even though something kept telling me all week to make sure I checked the road conditions, I didn't. And we hit quite a bit of snow on the way up over Steven's Pass. And we crashed the car and we all died. Okay, so it wasn't that bad. In fact, besides the stress it caused us as we wondered if the car was going to make it over the hill, it wasn't bad at all. So we got there and got some pizza and went swimming in the hotel's pool and watched the Disney channel in the hotel room. Damian was very concerned about getting in the pool, and he clung to me as if his life depended on it. (Which it would have, if I wasn't holding onto him, which I was.) But after a while, he warmed up to the idea and had fun riding on everyone's backs.
DAY 8: Friday
Leavenworth! Someone pointed out in the morning, that we could have left our house at 9am and gotten to Leavenworth by 11am, which was the time we were ready to go out anyway. And let me tell you, I wish I had planned it that way instead of the overnight stay! Because #1, the mattress was somehow falling off the bed in the hotel room, which made it so I was occasionally falling off the bed all night long. #2, the pillows were tiny, and I could not keep my head on it for the life of me. #3, it was too warm in the room for covers, but too cool to not have covers, so I was switching all night long. #4, someone, whom I won't name, snores. (Dad.) I think I got a total of 2 hours of sleep. And so I felt like crap all day. I actually ditched everyone after lunch and tried to nap in the car. I won't expound on the issues I experienced there. So I suppose I didn't ruin the day for everyone, but it was ruined for me. Except I had fun anyway, looking at all the fun stuff in the cute little shops and eating bratwurst for lunch.

DAY 9: Saturday
Three words. Breakfast. At. Maltby's. If you've been there, you know what I'm talking about. If not, just go. It's amazing. We met up again with Uncle Russ and Aunt RaeAnn at 9am, which is really early when there's 5 people in your house and only one shower. We had to wait about an hour to be seated, which is typical on a Saturday at Maltby's, but it was totally worth it. But, the rest of the day was spoiled. Since I had been so quick to agree to meet for breakfast at 9am, everyone was dead tired for the rest of the day. So tired that when I turned on Dumbo for Damian, the rest of us sat there and fell asleep on the couches. Every single one of us, except Damian, who watched the movie. Then, when everyone was conscious again, I suggested that we go down towards the airport early, then spend any extra time at Southcenter Mall, which is only 10 minutes from the airport. But, as anyone who lives close to the Southcenter Mall knows, getting to that mall on a Saturday is flat-out ridiculous. I think we spent 1.5 hours getting from our apartment to the mall. Then, we were almost out of time, so we went to Burger King. What a mess of a day.
If you haven't noticed, even though I tried my best to absolutely ruin spring break for my family, it was actually tons of fun. We love my family, and as far as I can tell, they love us. So that makes anything fun! Even days that were on the verge of being disastrous! Thanks for coming, family!!! WE LOVE YOU TONS!!!